The blue bearded hipster has emerged as the latest cross trending monster, part lumberjack, part metro sexual. In a stampede to claim back the machoism squandered away by those soft-celled blokes of the 80's and 90's the hipster picked up where the hairless yuppies left off, but things just got queasy and cheesy. Make no mistake I believe in the cheese factor and love a laugh but, these blokes who are bleaching and colouring beards are too serious. My advise to the ladies, run. Especially if you are a blonde, be wary of colour leeching!